Send Someone Poop Anonymously (Or Not) – Concrete Prank Gift

Send Someone Poop… Anonymously 😈 and FREE SHIPPING on ALL orders!

Looking for the ultimate harmless prank or way to tell someone they've been a turd? Send a concrete poop to someone’s doorstep — completely anonymous and guaranteed to get a reaction.

Just went through a break-up? Send a poop. Co-worker getting on your nerves? Send a poop.

Whether it’s for a joke, revenge (the fun kind), or just pure chaos… this is the gift they’ll never forget.

😂 How It Works

1. Choose between 4 Concrete Poop Colors: White, Green, Brown, or Grey
2. Enter their address (don’t worry… we won’t tell them it’s you)
3. Add an optional note (sweet, savage, or custom)
4. We pack your handmade concrete poop in a brown paper bag and discreet shipping box.
5. They open it… and immediately question their life choices and wonder who sent it!

📦 What They’ll Receive

• 1 realistic handmade concrete poop
• Secure, discreet packaging (no spoilers on the outside)
• Your custom message (optional)
• Maximum confusion and laughter

Why Concrete?

Because real poop is gross. Concrete poop is funny. Simple as that.

Concrete is...

• ✔️ Solid, durable & reusable (unfortunately for them)
• ✔️ Feels oddly real (you’ve been warned)
• ✔️ Won’t melt, smell, or make a mess
• ✔️ Can be used as a paperweight

🎁 Perfect For:

• Pranking friends, coworkers, or siblings
• Birthdays, holidays, or random chaos
• Funny gag gifts
• Getting the last laugh 😏

🤫 100% Anonymous

We never include your name unless you want us to.
Your secret is safe with us.

⚠️ Important Notes

• This is a novelty gag gift (no real poop involved… obviously)
• Intended for humor — keep it fun, not mean
• Reactions may include laughter, confusion, or mild betrayal

💥 Why People Love It

Because it’s:

• Unexpected
• Ridiculous
• Slightly unhinged (in the best way)

👉 Go ahead… you know exactly who deserves this.