Frequently asked questions
Is it a real poop?
No! That would be gross.We send 100% hand-poured concrete statues in the shape of a swirly, realistic poop. We ship it inside a small jewelry box with crinkle paper.No smell, no fuss, and no yuck.
Is it anonymous?
- Yes! You can choose to send totally anonymously, or, you can sign your name in the note and let them know who sent it.
- You always have the option to include a note - keep it anonymous or sign your name and take credit. We don't judge.
Is there FREE SHIPPING on every order?
Yup! Just $15(plus tax in your state) to send a concrete poop to the turds in your life. Our statues are lightweight and small enough that shipping is included in the price. You're welcome.
Can I add a note with my order?
Of course you can!We actually encourage it. You can send the note anonymously, or sign your name and take credit. You can also choose to really confuse your recipient and and don't send any note at all.
Will my recipient know who sent it?
Our concrete poops are sent directly to your recipients from our return address.This means its totally anonymous unless you choose to include a note.
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