{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"send-someone-poop-anonymously-or-not-concrete-prank-gift","title":"Send Someone Poop Anonymously (Or Not) – Concrete Prank Gift","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"179\" data-start=\"140\" data-section-id=\"1xybm2w\"\u003eSend Someone Poop… Anonymously 😈 and FREE SHIPPING on ALL orders!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"335\" data-start=\"181\"\u003eLooking for the \u003cstrong data-end=\"224\" data-start=\"197\"\u003eultimate harmless prank or way to tell someone they've been a turd\u003c\/strong\u003e? Send a \u003cstrong data-end=\"252\" data-start=\"235\"\u003econcrete poop\u003c\/strong\u003e to someone’s doorstep — completely \u003cstrong data-end=\"301\" data-start=\"288\"\u003eanonymous\u003c\/strong\u003e and guaranteed to get a reaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"335\" data-start=\"181\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eJust went through a break-up? \u003cstrong\u003eSend a poop.\u003c\/strong\u003e Co-worker getting on your nerves? \u003cstrong\u003eSend a poop.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"446\" data-start=\"337\"\u003eWhether it’s for a joke, revenge (the fun kind), or just pure chaos… this is the gift they’ll \u003cem data-end=\"438\" data-start=\"431\"\u003enever\u003c\/em\u003e forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"451\" data-start=\"448\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"471\" data-start=\"453\" data-section-id=\"gwkysl\"\u003e😂 How It Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col data-end=\"715\" data-start=\"472\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"546\" data-start=\"472\" data-section-id=\"ey8uzx\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"498\" data-start=\"475\"\u003eChoose between 4 Concrete Poop Colors: White, Green, Brown, or Grey\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"546\" data-start=\"472\" data-section-id=\"ey8uzx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"498\" data-start=\"475\"\u003eEnter their address\u003c\/strong\u003e (don’t worry… we won’t tell them it’s you)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"598\" data-start=\"547\" data-section-id=\"hjy1yv\"\u003eAdd an optional note (sweet, savage, or custom)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"654\" data-start=\"599\" data-section-id=\"zifa1x\"\u003eWe pack your \u003cstrong data-end=\"641\" data-start=\"615\"\u003ehandmade concrete poop\u003c\/strong\u003e in a brown paper bag and discreet shipping box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"715\" data-start=\"655\" data-section-id=\"nk7i5p\"\u003eThey open it… and immediately question their life choices and wonder who sent it!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"720\" data-start=\"717\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"748\" data-start=\"722\" data-section-id=\"17hugee\"\u003e📦 What They’ll Receive\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"913\" data-start=\"749\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"789\" data-start=\"749\" data-section-id=\"1kkl7ou\"\u003e1 realistic \u003cstrong data-end=\"789\" data-start=\"763\"\u003ehandmade concrete poop\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"847\" data-start=\"790\" data-section-id=\"1gnt8bb\"\u003eSecure, discreet packaging (no spoilers on the outside)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"880\" data-start=\"848\" data-section-id=\"v9r6y6\"\u003eYour custom message (optional)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"913\" data-start=\"881\" data-section-id=\"1obgws5\"\u003eMaximum confusion and laughter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"918\" data-start=\"915\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"939\" data-start=\"920\" data-section-id=\"wyesvh\"\u003eWhy Concrete?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"978\" data-start=\"940\"\u003eBecause real poop is gross. 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